I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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