apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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