No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
wow bdsm is so cute
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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