My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I am available for nakedness
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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