I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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