I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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