I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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