i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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