so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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