she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I just want nice things and good sex
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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