how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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