didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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