so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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