marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I did not marry a roomba.
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