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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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