only if we run a train.
done.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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