he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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