home. puking in laundry basket.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
