My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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