Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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