I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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