i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Girls should come with a carfax report
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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