I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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