Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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