I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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