let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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