i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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