Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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