so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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