Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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