haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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