I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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