Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I don't deserve a penis
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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