i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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