i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I look better un-naked...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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