It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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