Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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