How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Randomize