I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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