Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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