I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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