why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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