Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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