Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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