FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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