Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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