She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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