office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Randomize
