What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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