You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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