I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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