So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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