also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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