Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My friends, they love my intelligence
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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