it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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