Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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