I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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