How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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